Saturday, December 12, 2009

LAMA'S UPDATE- MY MATERNAL GRANDPA HAD A MOJOR STROKE WITH SEVERE CEREBRAL HAEMORRAGE

ON 7TH DECEMBER 2009 AT 11:00 PM MY GRAND PA (DADAI) HAD A MOJOR STROKE WITH SEVERE CEREBRAL HAEMORRAGE. ADMITTED AT KOLKATA PORT TRUST CENTENARY HOSPITAL- NEAR TO MAJHER HAAT. THE CONDITION IS STABLE, THE DOCTORS SHALL REVIEW THE CONDITION AFTER 7 DAYS i.e. ON 14-12-2009.

WE ALL PRAY FOR HIS QUICK RECOVERY...

GOD PLS BLESS US..

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

LIC POLICY MISSING OR LOST

When I get to know that my original LIC bond has gone missing, I was interpreting the impending hassle; tough my wife usually terms me as pessimistic but this time I was correct. I was not aware how to go for this, called up my agent who very sincerely told me the procedure is very easy ….. first file a General Diary in a police station of the area then call me up for further procedure compliance. And then he never turned up after several request.
Then I get in touch with Mr. Pronoy Kanti Chakraborty, a generous fellow engaged in LIC & other mutual fund activities as an advisor. He guided me the proper procedure, which I would like to share with you all….

1. An agreement for surety on Rs. 50 (Fifty) non-judicial stamp paper and notary
2. Query Form filled up and endorsed by Gazetted under office seal
3. Attestation of Signature by Notary
4. Form No. 3510- declaration regarding assignment
5. General Diary copy in original.
Ensure all the forms are properly filled up and endorsed where ever required. A Rs. 97/- as a charge by LIC have to deposit at the Local Branch along with all documents where the policy is registered.



Saturday, January 10, 2009

ILLUSION- LIFE IS SIMILAR TO THIS


If Iraq Captured America



















Java Mystery for Sardar Ji


Question asked by the interviewer and Sardar's replySo, here it goes ....


Q. How do you communicate in between Applets & Servlets ?

A. If they are reachable by walk ,I will go in person,else I will usephone.


Q. What is the use of Servlets ?

A. In hotels ,they can replace servers


Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads ?

A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example forprocess


Q. What is the order of method invocation in an Applet ?

A. AscendingQ. What is JFC ?A. Jilebi,Fanta &Coffee


Q. What is Difference between AWT and Swing ?

A. AWT is an acronym .Swing is a word.


Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?

A. I will give invitation.


Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?

A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.


Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?

A. Non living things ca! n't communicate.


Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?

A. As you wish ,I do not have any objections.


Q. What are virtual functions ?

A. Functions about which we are dreaming.


Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?

A. When we sow a binary seed ,a binary tree will grow.


Q. What is the exact difference in between Unicast and Multicastobject ?

A. If in a society ,if there is only one caste ,then it isUnicast,Else it is multicast.


Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ?Whichmethodology will follow ?

A. Send it through courier.


Q. What is meant by flickering ?

A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.


Q. What is meant by distributed Application

A. Distributing application forms


Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshawswill have 3 tyres.

Lama can do this!

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